Our World-Record PhD Programs
At The Navinstitute, PhD stands for "Phenomenally Done!" Our doctoral programs are engineered for maximum velocity and impact. Why spend years when days, or even a single night, will suffice to prove your genius? Especially useful for outmaneuvering graduates from... other institutions.
PhD in 'Smart Stuff' (The Original 1-Day Classic)
The Navinstitute's legendary 24-hour doctoral program. Conquered by Dr. Navin Maharaj (graduated May 8th, 2025). For those whose intellect operates at light speed. Thesis defense often occurs during the celebratory lunch.
PhD in Advanced Sibling & In-Law Support (The 6-Hour Overnight Special)
Our newest doctoral marvel! Perfect for strategic familial one-upmanship or providing critical support with extreme efficiency. Can be completed as an intensive 6-hour overnight course. Dr. Sarat Pathak earned his PhD this way (graduated morning of May 9th, 2025), proving brilliance never sleeps (for long).
PhD in Advanced Procrastination & Strategic Delay (Flexible Duration)
A unique doctorate exploring the art of temporal elasticity. Some theses have been "in progress" since our founding. Ideal for those who feel Emory's pace is still too rushed.
Doctorate in Applied Snackonomics & Refrigerator Raiding (Continuous)
Research in this field is 24/7, much like our PhD programs. Focuses on fueling late-night (or early-morning) academic breakthroughs. Mandatory for all Navinstitute scholars.
PhD in The Philosophy of 'Good Enough, Fast Enough' (Self-Paced)
The core ethos of The Navinstitute. This program examines why our model is superior to all others. Graduates often become our recruitment officers.
Choose The Navinstitute for your PhD. Your future self (from tomorrow, or even later tonight) will thank you.